tough mosquito
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Ghosts and the Ricki Lake Show
One day at the Ricki Lake Show, the topic was ghosts. Before the show,...
When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher…
When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher asked all the children to give their...
Lesbian Frogs
What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?MMmmmm, tastes like chicken!
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?A: One is...
Hamburger Helper
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person.
A Dose of HMO’s Own Medicine
A doctor, a nurse, and the top executive of an HMO have all died...
Vow of Silence
At a remote monastery deep in the woods, the monks followed a rigid vow...
Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS)
This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will...
The mime!
I put a blank cassette tape in my tape stereo last night and turnedthe...