Mommas So Fat
Yo Mommas so fat that even Richard Simmons makes fun of her!!!!
A bookworm!
|What reads and lives in an apple?A bookworm!
Miss Right
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was “Always.”
I\’m a Fun-gi!
There’s this mushroom who walks into a bar one night. All he wants is...
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with…
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with the light on,does a hard sleeper sleep...
keep flies out of the kitchen
|How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in...
Little johnny’s parents
One day at school, the teacher sees cuts and bruises all over little johnny’s...
Blondes
A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the burnette goes, “Oh...
What is intelligence?
|Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to...
Sex Education
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he...