The Dirty Old Man…
An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl...
Why does Barbie never get pregnant?
A Ken and Barbie Joke: Why does Barbie never get pregnant?Because Ken always comes...
A snail buys a fast new car
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His And Hers ATMs
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Polak: Build Me A Box
A Polak went to a carpenter and said, “Can you build me a box...
Genie and the Beer
Two old guys were fishing in a boat on Lake Michigan. A bottle comes...
I’ll just call my lawyer about this
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Lost in a balloon
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African roulette
A new American ambassador was being entertained by an African diplomat.They’d spent the day...
A day at the beach
your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets...