Only three doors
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were...
Mamma’s got back
Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had...
The Name is Rose
It seems that this old couple are having trouble remembering things, so they sign...
Cookie the Cat’s Resolutions
|5. I will not demand to get out the minute after I come in...
Van and the Queen
Van der Merwe is invited to have lunch with the Queen. While sitting at...
Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...
Flea jokes 02
|What did the clean dog say to the insect?Long time no flea!Who rode a...
An offense
Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
Driving home very drunk
|It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home,...
Don’t Erase This
One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had...