Get a heart transplant
|A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
Doctor Bumblings!
Actual writings on hospital charts by Doctors:1. She has no rigors or shaking chills...
Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?
Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?A: He comes down the chimney,...
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
Piccolo joke
|Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.
Why Nipples?
Why did God give woman nipples?To make suckers out of men.
Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front…
Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front, husbands inback. Herb says to...
When I die…
When I die I want to go peacefully — like my grandfather did —...
Angering the Irishman
|Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. So, one of the...
Judges Award
“Mr. Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce court judge said,...