What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda…
Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda sipping lemonade and reminiscing about...
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite hobby?
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite hobby?Blowing bubbles.
Insult Collection #11
You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You...
Stop the drunk driver
|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks...
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a building…
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a buildingand...
Two men and one woman
Long, but pretty good:On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of...
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth…
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster thanit...
If IBM ran Christmas…
|They would want one big Santa, dressed in blue, where kids queue up for...
A doctor is complaining to a mechanic
|A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, “Your fee is several times more...