Panda in a Bar
A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said...
The Chinese Pay Off Their Debts
|Jones: “The chinese make it an invariable rule to settle all their debts on...
3 Old-Timers…
Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home.”Sixty is the...
You Know You’re In California When…
The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway. You were born somewhere...
Drivers Identity by Location
How to identify where a driver is from…One hand on wheel, one hand on...
The 2 P’s
What’s the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun,...
Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?Her tampon is behind...
Stupid Insults 16/31
His pointers are null / uninitialized. His puzzle is missing a few pieces. His...
What is the loose skin around the pussy called?
What is the loose skin around the pussy called? -The woman.