The Bobbit Hillbillies
Sung to the tune of “The Beverly Hillbillies”Come and listen to my story ’bout...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
How Army policy began
|This is Army policy all begins… Start with a cage containing five apes. In...
Signs and notices 06
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a...
The great rabbit escape!
A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had...
Now, that is disgusting!
Mommy,mommy:can I play with grandma? Shut up kid, you dug her up twice last...
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast and...
Man With Most Intelligence Gone
What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone?Divorced
Why Worry?
The next door neighbor of a middle-aged wife came over to inform her that...
Footless Parrot
Footless Parrot A guy is having marital problems. He and the wife are not...