A woman went to the bar with a black eye…
A woman went to the bar with a black eye.”How’d ya get that?” asked...
Santa Hates Your Kid
|8. Kid’s letter to north pole comes back stamped, “Dream on, Chester!”7. Kid asks...
A new method
It’s the first day of school and the teacher told her kindergarten class,”If anyone...
I saw a pen in a store the other day…
I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up...
If they divorce…
The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled.”Why so glum, Chum?” asked the kindly stranger.”If...
Diet Plan
Did you hear about the heavyset guy who had tried every diet in the...
What’s the Difference
How do you tell the difference between male chromosomes and female chromosomes?Pull down their...
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500…
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches...
Stupid Insults 11/31
Gets his orders from another planet. Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section. Gets parity...
Peroxides and Black Men
Q: What do peroxide blondes and black men have in common?A: They both have...