Nun on a date
What does a nun wear on a date?A Cross Your Heart Bra and No-nonsense...
Love Potion
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
You know why there is a string on a tampon?
You know why there’s a string on a tampon? So the crabs can bungee...
Tree Talk
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.A small...
What do you call a man that marries another man?
What do you call a man that marries another man?A minister
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other…
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other at thelocal bar. One...
Pervert?
A patient goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist gives him a Rorschach Test; he...
If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
Products we could do without!
Fingernail Clippers:That’s why we have teeth.Makeup That is Tattooed on:You might love that green...
Where are the fingers?
Jon’s working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally...