Pathetic lawsuits
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Here is your punishment
|”Haven’t I seen your face before?” a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.”You...
Elephant jokes 08
|What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?An animal that...
Paddy was an inveterate drunkard
|Paddy was an inveterate drunkard. The priest met him one day, and gave him...
Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
No Fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
Give me the bad news first…
“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...
Butter and Blonde
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to...
Thank you..thank you very much!
Father O’Mally has been preaching at his church in Ireland for solong, that he...
A mute was walking down the street one day…
A mute was walking down the street one day and chanced upon a friend...