A yard sale
A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in...
Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.
The Jew, American, and Pollack.
Three paratroopers, a Jew, an American, and a Pollack are to throw a hand...
Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.
Wrong Method
Two girls were roommates.One evening, Millie came running in, shedding clothes on the way...
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night…
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and...
A definition of psychiatrist
A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can’t stand the sight of blood.
Monkey Organization
An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at...
Polak and Mongoloid
Q: What do you get when you cross a 1-legged Polak with a Mongoloid?A:...
Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...