Blonde Kidnapper
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
The snake and the new glasses
A old snake goes to see his Doctor.”Doc, I need something for my eyes…can’t...
But how do I know…
Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”Tech...
Dropped your wallet
|Two fishermen were out on the lake when one of them dropped his wallet....
Grandma Saperstein and Grandpa Rabinowitz are sitting…
Grandma Saperstein and Grandpa Rabinowitz are sitting on the veranda of the old folks...
Why women talk more than men
Why do women talk more than men, and why are men smarter than women?Because...
Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?
Q. Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?A. So, the sailors would have someone...
Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
Explaining his claim
|A farmer who’s been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck...
A blond walks into a bar…
A blond walks into a bar. Ouch!