Harp jokes
|A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her...
What is the proper weight for an attorney?
What is the proper weight for an attorney?About 3 pounds, …….not counting the urn!
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport…
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached acomfortable cruising altitude,...
Sweet Revenge
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the...
Who’s backward?
What happens when you play Country music records backwards?You Sober up, your wife comes...
Kermit the Frog
|Why doesn’t Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with...
Haircut before Trip
A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned...
God Quotes
It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God,...
10 reasons to buy a new car…
10. Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.9. Instead of...
Guess who knows the state capitals?
|A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the...