Terrorist and PMS
What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?You can negotiate with...
Old farmer Johnson was dying…
Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Marriage quotes 10
|I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over...
Great roof
A rather well proportioned young lady, Joan, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing...
stop for a glow worm
|When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!
Wife and your job?
What’s the difference between your wife and your job?After 5 years your job will...
How!
Some years ago, on Times Square in NYC, I observed a native American, in...
Mixed Not!
Q: Why dont mexicans and blacks have children together?A: They’re afraid the kids will...
Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing…
Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing and Jesus says to Moses...
Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by...