What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole?
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? A...
Things to do in the office when you\\\\\\\’re bored
Office work dull?…None of your colleagues appreciate your humour?…Amuse yourself. Points are awarded on...
Too good to be true
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender “Do...
A lost skill
This preacher was looking for a good used lawnmower one day. He found oneat...
Fish jokes 01
|Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice school!What...
There is a monkey in the bar
|A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first...
There was this man in a mental hospital…
There was this man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his...
Baggers and Juicers
A boy was bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store installed a...
Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
Q: Why is urine yellow and sperm white?A: So men can tell if they...
Stupid Insults 27/31
Slow out of the gate. Smarter than the average bear. Smoke doesn’t make it...