M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
Elephants V
Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with...
Great Tips and Suggestions
Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and...
Birth of a Candy Bar
Birth of a Candy Bar It was another Payday and I was tired of...
A gruesome murder
A highly timid little man, ventured into a biker barin the Bronx and clearing...
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear?
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear? Your Mother…
More Wonderments!
If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?...
A man comes to a doctor and…
A man comes to a doctor and, twitching his fingers and stuttering,finally manages to...
Why are spiders like tops?
|Why are spiders like tops?They are always spinning!
Baptizing the Drunk!
A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river.He...