A man walks into a pub…
The following was contributed by Emil:A man walks into a pub, sits down at...
Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
Thoughts and quotes
|The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson.——————————————————————————–Working...
The Bar
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:————————————-|...
Two guys are out hunting deer…
Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”...
Car needs a fixin!
My wife came home yesterday and said, “Honey, the car won’t start, but I...
How do you cure…
How do you cure constipation?Sit on a block of cheese and swallow a mouse!
Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
Do you know why single women cannot fart?
Do you know why single women can’t fart? Because, they don’t get assholes untill...
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland…
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours...