The Truth
With all due respect, President Clinton was telling the truth when he said he...
My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Blonde and 747 Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a 747?A: Not everyone has...
Digital clock
Q: What did the digital clock say to his mother? A: Look ma no...
Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women…
A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women whoin a short time were fighting...
Terrible Lover
A man and woman the morning after their honeymoon night were discussing the previous...
A man was driving from New York to San Francisco…
A man was driving from New York to San Francisco. He got as far...
Why is psycho- analysis so much easier for men rather than women?
Q. Why is psycho- analysis so much easier for men ratherthan women? A. Because...
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!