Brightness
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence....
Quote on Monica
What did Clinton say when commenting on Monica?She has the whitest teeth I’ve ever...
Did you hear about the blond?
|Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
Laughter Galore !!!
Hubby: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office.Why?Wife: When there...
Play Pens
Mary Simpson was almost crazy with her three kids. She complained to her best...
WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED?
Q: WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED? A: Who cares?
Insult Collection #3
Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I’ll arrange...
Blonde screen door
Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them...
Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with…
Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with no clothes on,...