What\\\’s O. J. Simpson\\\’s Internet address?
Q. What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address?A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
Why were blondes created?
Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge
A man took his wife to the doctors…
A man took his wife to the doctors.After a short examination the doctor said”Your...
Bloodied Vampire
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
Two Statues
There are two statues standing in the woods. They have been there standing on...
How to kill a blonde
Q: How do you kill a dumb blonde?A: Put a scratch n’ sniff sticker...
A woman’s dictionary
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t...
Guests for dinner
|The following is a true story.There was this little kid who had a bad...
Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?Moooo-ooo-ooo