The talking peanut.
This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking,...
Dating
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?A: By the buckle print...
The American tourist in Dublin
|The American tourist in Dublin had been complaining a great deal about the food....
Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together…
Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a posh hotel. When...
The Italian
One day I go to Toronto and stay in a bigga hotel.I go down...
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed…
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says “Doc, I think...
I can’t breathe without that
|A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her...
In the closet.
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
Bird jokes 02
|Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q:...
The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!