Picking Personal Hell
A man died and went to hell. Upon arrival he met with the CDIC...
Those clothes are very becoming on you
Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if...
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?A Certificate of Deposit...
Why is 88 better than 69?
for you girls…Why is 88 better than 69?You get 8 twice.
Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine
This is, like, so dumb…Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat’s Urine...
Not that my wife is the jealous type or anything, but one day at work…
Not that my wife’s the jealous type or anything, but one day at work,...
A Train and a Teacher?
What’s the difference between a Train and Teacher?A train says, “Chew, Chew!” and a...
Zen Quotes
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk...
Go home and wait
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Calling the shots.
I was in the waiting room of my doctor’s office the other day when...