Did you hear about the Polish Navy tragic accident?
Did you hear about the Polish Navy’s tragic accident?A hundred and thirty-seven sailors drowned...
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wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, “I’m going to become a lion tamer.”...
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A blonde and a brunette were watching the 11:00 pm news. The currentnews story...
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Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night…
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night he doesn’t know whatto do....
The dog and the butcher
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.Fortunately,...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
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Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...
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One morning at church, the pastor was preaching about what God was and wasn’t.He...