A peculiar birthday card
This blonde goes into the drugstore looking for a birthday card. Sheasks the clerk...
Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk
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NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE
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I’m not fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
Christmas party
A few years ago, we invited some friends over for a Christmas party. Many...
Women’s translations
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Friends and Enemies
Ariel was in trouble again. Her sisters were complaining to King Neptune that she...
Famous Quotes
One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivateher class....
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard I
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Deodorant
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...