The Arab and the Jew
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
What’s the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?
What’s the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?The white one got...
Rules for hunting lawyers
|1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys.2. Taking...
A naive young girl goes into the doctors office.
A naive young girl goes into the doctor’s office. She says, “Doc, I’m getting...
Loving it up at 85!
At 85 years of age, a somewhat senile Morris marries Luanne, a lovely 25-year-old.Because...
Hidden in the Attic!
This elderly Italian guy goes to his parish priest and asked if he would...
Where is your wife?
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
A smart Blonde
Q: How did a Blonde try to kill a bird ?? A: She through...
Beer quote
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. –Benjamin...
Short legged…
What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?IleneWhat do...