Dirty minds
Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!
What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?
What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?A quadraplegic...
Gas Attack
There was once a very prim and proper older lady who had a problem...
Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking…
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking about how tough they are. The...
Human Resources Memo!
TO: All Employees FROM: Human ResourcesIt has been brought to management’s attention that some...
5 Good Reasons Not To…
5 Good Reasons not to be a Penis!1. You’re bald your entire life.2. You...
Road Hazard
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large...
Judges Award
“Mr. Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce court judge said,...
Stinky woman.
Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor.”Do you wash?” the doctor asked...