From the life of the insane
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,”I am Napoleon!”Another one said,...
What is a Headache
After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, “It is time...
Dictionary for women
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t...
Over my dead body!
A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a party, and after a few...
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
Stupid Stuff 01
|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.”The effects are fleeting and...
The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.
58 Newspaper Headlines
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines (collected by journalists) 1. Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash,...
Blonde in the Library.
A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a...
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being…
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....