Magic Johnson on rollerblades…
What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!
Five fingers
A beautiful young woman marries this seventy year old bloke for his money. On...
One day Pete was complaining to his friend…
One day Pete was complaining to his friend “my elbow hurts. I bettersee a...
Sex on Sabbath
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he...
The Bartender and the Blonde
A bartender was working the late shift. While he was working, a beautiful blonde...
A blond at a party was telling her friend…
A blond at a party was telling her friend thatshe was off men for...
Too good to be true
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender “Do...
Why Jim Smith Lost His First Love
Why Jim Smith Lost His First LoveJim Smith wished to buy a present for...
For Dad’s with Daughters! (Long)
When I was in high school I used to be terrified of my girlfriend’s...
Women Jokes
Q – Why do women have smaller feet than men?? A – So they...