How to write a paper
How to write a paper1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted...
Expensive Fishing Trip
Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the...
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop…
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson...
Two kindergarten girls were talking outside…
Two kindergarten girls were talking outside: one said,”You won’t believe what I saw on...
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your...
To Keep A Man Interested
What does a woman have to do to keep a man interested?Wear perfume that...
Understanding Your Paycheck:
Gross pay: $1222.02Income Tax244.40 Outgo Tax45.21 State Tax61.10 Interstate Tax5.89 County Tax6.11 City Tax12.22...
The computer user’s reboot poem
|Don’t you wish when life is badand things just don’t compute,That all we really...
Lawyer Source
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks…
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant,”Do you have pigs...