For Chocolate Lovers
For Chocolate Lovers:If you’ve got melted chocolate all over your hands, you’re eating it...
Top ten signs you bought a bad computer
|10. Lower corner of screen has the words “Etch-a-sketch” on it.9. It’s celebrity spokesman...
Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!
Alphabet letters
|How many letters are there in the alphabet?Noel, noel, noel, noel … the angels...
What did one of the blonde’s legs say to the other one?
What did one of the blonde’s legs say to the other one? Between you...
Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.
Big Chief, No Fart!
There is an old Indian Tribe in the Amazon and their chief is getting...
Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up…
“Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up to the holy water a...
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
New dinosaur found!
Q: What do you get when you mix a dinosaur and a lesbian?A: A...