Hiding Baldness
What happens when a man tries to hide his baldness by combing hishair across...
What is the definition of a virgin?
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You Might Be A Bad Customer If:
You escort people out of line for having 11 items in the “10 items...
A few lil’ insults to remember.
You’re momma so fat, she be sellin’ shade!You’re momma so ugly, she walked down...
Pest-by-Modem
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Good News, Bad News, Worse News VII
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VII Good: The postman’s early Bad: He’s wearing...
Ears
What kind of ear does a train have?an Engineer
If You Love Something….
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was and...
Early withdrawals
The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was empty. When...
Driving in the Fog and…
Q: What’s the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When...