Trying To Fly
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree.After hours of...
One Dollar
Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of...
Quick Witted Boy
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the supermarket.A man...
The mistress.
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when an...
Unreasonable bill
|A client who felt his legal bill was too high asked his lawyer to...
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? When you open her legs...
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
Out of a tree
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the...
A lady was in a hardware store looking at…
A lady was in a hardware store looking at a fishing poles. She asked...
A moose-quito!
|What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!