Insult Collection #16
At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people — you are...
Let me say grace!
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.
Blonde and the pop machine.
A blonde was standing in front of a pop machine. Her boyfriend looks over...
Bill Clinton Top10…
From David Letterman and the Late Show…Top Ten Signs Bill Clinton Doesn’t Give A...
An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice…
An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice a few tips on the art...
There were 2 old-maid sisters, both virgins…
There were 2 old-maid sisters… both virgins. It’s Friday night and Gladys looks at...
A parent’s night before Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools...
Army Wisdom
A Purple Heart proves three things: you were smart enough to think of a...
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...