Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
The moral of the story is…
There was this fish, and this fish was watching a fly, the fish wanted...
A dangerous animal
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than…
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance thanto improving their minds? Because...
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner?
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner? Reservations.
An extremely loyal fan
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Why I Fired My Secretary
Why I Fired My Secretary I woke up early, feeling depressed because it was...
A man is driving down the freeway…
A man is driving down the freeway when he sees a sign thatsays; “Get...
Mickey Moose!
|Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?Mickey Moose!
Six Bad Days
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