…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
Admit that you did that
|An old Indian lined up all of his 10 little Indian sons and stood...
Apologizing to China
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
What is the meaning of life?
What is the meaning of life?All evidence to date suggests it’s chocolate.
An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18…
An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18. When they got...
The Fish
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?”Dam.”
Some professions
Some professionsA psychologist is a man who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl...
A girl sat sobbing in the police station…
A girl sat sobbing in the police station. “I was raped by an Italian.”She...
Blonde screen door
Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them...
The Pessimist!
An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the...