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Finding half an apple!
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What do you call a blonde with white eyes?
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New Lumberjack
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Famous Uses of the F Word
What the fuck was that?The Mayor of HiroshimaLook at all these fucking IndiansGeneral CusterFull...
Tough Mice
There were three city mice sitting at a bar. The first mouse takes ashot...
Questions and Answers…whew!
Q.) What does it mean when the flag is at half mast at the...