What is the best thing about a blow job?
What’s the best thing about a blow job? – The 15 minutes of silence!
The Blonde at a Bar
A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead walk into a bar. The bartender tells...
How do frogs die?
|How do frogs die?They kermit suidide!
Your Momma’s so stupid…
Your momma’s so stupid, she looked over a glass wall!
Wrong card
At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the...
3 women went out drinking
3 women went out drinking, and decided to have a contest of who could...
Ernie the Hamster
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome...
Mirror, mirror
Mirror, mirror A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs...
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?A hooker because she can...
The bad news and the good news
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...