The Duck Hunt
One day a man went hunting for ducks. When he was done he was...
Hellen Keller List
Q: Why does Helen Keller have a yellow leg?A: Her dog is blind also.Q:...
English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
What’s long and hard and excites a girl…
What’s long and hard and excites a girl whenshe’s finally lucky enough to get...
Finding a Chinese Jew
|Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...
A perfect choice
A woman who had been married twice and divorced twice was fed up. Her...
Doctor, Doctor!!!
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a dog.Doctor: Sit on the couch and we...
Baby
Yesterday my daughter and I drove to the babysitters house to pick up my...