Iowa Crazy Law
It is a violation of the law to sell or distribute drugs or narcotics...
This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see…
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that theobituary for her...
Wrong Diagnosis
A man was walking along a sidewalk in a very gentle manner, almost as...
Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?
Q. What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?A. They both...
Chicken and the Egg
So, the chicken and the egg were in bed, the chicken is sitting up,...
Get some of this
Two cowboys are out rounding up cattle when all of a sudden a heifertakes...
Kiss Me The Way You Used To
A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary. The wife Said, “Darling,...