Money talks.
A one dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said, “Hey, where’ve you...
I know you were drunk yesterday
|A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
The subway car was packed…
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people wereforced to...
This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous…
This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous honey sitting by herself...
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
Warning Labels On Booze!
THE MINISTRY OF HEALTH HAS PROPOSED THAT WARNING SIGNS BE PLACED ON BOOZE BOTTLES...
Yo momma so fat
Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!
Pecuniary reasons
A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, “Does this...
Bad advice 2
Walking past the Royal Courts of Justice one day, a man spotted a friend...
Little johnny at school
One day at the end of class little Johnny’s teacher has the class go...