Deductive Reasoning
Neighbor 1: “Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to...
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
Who’s job is it?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!
It gets lonely in the desert
Airport immigration……NAME:Muhammed al FacidSEX:Yes 3 times a week.NO I MEAN FEMALE OR MALE:Oh that...
Knowledge Pills
A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form.A...
Good sales strategy
Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advisednew recruits about their...
Hypothetically Speaking
A little boy goes up to his father and asks: “Dad, what’s the difference...
A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau…
A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau takes an apartment overlooking the Wailing Wall....
The Story of Micro and Mini
The Story of Micro and MiniMicro was a real-time operator and dedicated multi-user. His...
Ouch
“What happened?” asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in...