Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...
Make up your mind.
This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he...
The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
What do you call…
What do you call 3 blondes under a Christmas tree?Ho-Ho-Ho!
A letter to the editors
|LETTERS TO THE EDITOR (The Times of London)Dear Sir,I am firmly opposed to the...
Quiz Show
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show, where you have...
New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans
|At the time of writing, Microsoft’s slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you...
Men say = Men really mean.
I’m hungry = I’m hungry.I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy.I’m tired = I’m tired.Do you...