Confucius say…
Confucius say…Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.Man who fart...
134 Redneck Warning Signs (Long Joke)
1. You’ve ever cut your grass and found a car.2. You own a home...
Wifespeak
Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt’s your decision: The correct decision should...
Adam and Eve
A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and...
Brezhnev at his speech
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Tuba jokes
|Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if you’ve got a...
Making Babies
Little Johnny is walking with his father in the park and they see two...
Two AA batteries
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries....
How do you change a blondes mind?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Blow in her ear.
The bad and the worse news
|A man visits the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor...