the drunk contest
A man walks into a bar and finds a jar full of money on...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
Virtual Reality Not For Women
My wife gave me a lesson the other night on User Interface Problems, that...
A middle aged man and woman fall in love, and decide to get married…
A middle aged man and woman fall in love, and decide to get married....
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?Have the fifth...
Behind the Hedge
This man had been having a few beers down at the neighbourhood bar. It...
Said in court
These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What...
Two neighbors had been fighting each other…
Two neighbors had been fighting each other fornigh on four decades. Bob buys a...
Polish Wedding Night
What’s long and hard and a Polish man gives it to his bride on...
Flying Turtle
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours...