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These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Queen Mary Having...
The Costume Party
A man and his wife were supposed to go to a costume party together...
Whats the square root of 69?
Whats the square root of 69?ANSWER — EIGHT something
What is green and eats nuts?
What is green and eats nuts? Herpes!
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant…
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is...
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...
New rules for bowling
|Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler “overs!” before the ball passes the arrows,...
Polak Crossed The Road
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn’t get his dick out...
I went out with my girlfriend…
I went out with my girlfriend and asked her,”Why is it everytime I go...
Why is red the colour of the University of Georgia?
Why is “red” the colour of the University of Georgia?Because they can’t spell “crimson”...