Help!
Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you’re an ambulance!
Short Snow Jokes
|What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?She gave him the cold...
Shooting Blanks
I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and...
Enter the Pearly Gates
|Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...
Lawrence Of Poland
Q: Who wears a dirty white robe and rides a pig?A: Lawrence of Poland
Drinking and driving
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Last Commandment
A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss...
How do you get a man to do situps?
How do you get a man to do situps?Glue the TV remote between his...
A Wife’s Revenge
A wife arrived home and found her husband in bed with another woman. With...
The Three Surgeons
Once there were three surgeons engaged in conversation.They got on the topic of their...