Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks…
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, “Where ya going boy?”The son...
Bees
What kind of bees make milk ?Boobies!
Insult Collection #13
We know that you would give your life for us. Promise! When you pass...
Two gynecologists meet at lunch…
Two gynecologists meet at lunch.The first one says, “I had a patient this morning...
George W Bush meets Moses!
George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing...
The ages of man
God created the mule, and told him, ‘you will be Mule, workingconstantly from dusk...
What do you call foreplay in Alabama?
What do you call foreplay in Alabama? ‘Hey sis, you awake?’
Elderly romance
There’s an elderly man and woman sitting in the sunroom of a retirement home....
Surgeons
Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first...
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?They don’t like to look down on...