For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake…
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:”You are...
A hamster!
|What is small, furry and smells like bacon?A hamster!
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth…
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in...
Don’t you just hate it when…
Don’t you just hate it when you go to the doctor, and you’resitting on...
Take in a boarder
An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of...
White Hoose
I don’t think this whole White House scandal is good for parents. I caught...
They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
A few questions and answers
Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?A. Slow down and use...
She’s Smoking
Two young couples marry the same day and, being all friends, leave together for...