the drunk contest
A man walks into a bar and finds a jar full of money on...
Dad, can you write in the dark?
SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?FATHER: I think so. What do you...
Baked Beans
Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion forbaked...
How are men like UFOs?
How are men like UFOs?You don’t know where they come from, what their mission...
Learning
A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her...
New Lumberjack
A lumberjack new to the job had trouble meeting his quota. He worked ashard...
Polak Is Mugged
A Polak was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally...
Type what I tell you
|While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to...
First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
The Lesbians
What do you call a closet full of lesbians?A liquor cabinet.