New Driver’s License
Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to...
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?Promote one and watch the...
11 Signs of PMS
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 2. You add chocolate chips to...
Thankful he’s drunk
|The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb...
A great fruit cake recipie
|You’ll need the following: a cup of water, a cup of sugar, four large...
I\\\’m A Wheelbarrow
Patient: Doctor, people tell me I’m a wheelbarrow. Psychiatrist: Don’t let people push you...
Proper Care of Floppy Diskettes
Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the...
McQuillan walked into a bar
|McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the...
Bad Santa
A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one...
A new national anthem?
Sources close to President Clinton say he is proposing a newnational anthem for the...